“How many times do I burn myself a day? At least…

At only 35 years old, Tyson Fury has just announced the birth of his seventh child. It must be said that the English boxer maintains a very particular relationship with carnal pleasure, as evidenced by his recent indiscretion about… his masturbation rhythm.

Although he has slowed down somewhat in recent years, his schedule has nevertheless always been quite busy. In addition to his 34 career fights, Tyson Fury must meet his numerous media obligations and manage his various businesses. In the midst of all this, he nevertheless finds the time to honor his role as father of the family, which is also very demanding and time-consuming.

Tyson Fury cashes in on his masturbation frequency

As his fight against Francis Ngannou approaches, Fury has just announced with his wife Paris the birth of their seventh child. A total much higher than average for a 35-year-old man and which shows a certain penchant for lust. An inclination that the WBC heavyweight champion did not seek to conceal in a recent interview given to Caleb Pressley and Barstool Sports :

Sundae Conversation with @Tyson_Fury and @calebpressley.

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— Barstool Sports (@barstoolsports) September 17, 2023

You could say that I am a “hot bunny”, yes. How many times do I burn myself per day? At least seven. That’s the truth. But I’m trying to increase all of that because I’ve been told it’s a beginner’s number.

A disturbing admission, which is in reality part of an equally lunar global exchange. The rest of the interview turns out to be of the same ilk:

Caleb Pressley : Do you ever worry that the “chicken” will eventually die?

Tyson Fury : No, the “chicken” never dies. The “chicken” is solid.

Caleb Pressley : So, if the interview lasts too long, are you going to masturbate during it?

Tyson Fury : No, but I’m going to have to go out and do it somewhere else. In hotels, I always book an extra room for this.

And what better way to conclude this sequence than a retrospective full of emotion and poetry on the Gypsy King’s journey towards solitary pleasure:

When I started wanting to do it 7 times a day, I wasn’t immediately able to reach the numbers I was aiming for. Obviously, it’s sad. That’s what we call defeat where I come from. It made me sick. But in these difficult moments of excitement, you have to know how to keep your head high. Both heads held high.

While some criticize his inactivity in the ring, Tyson Fury has just made them understand what he dedicates his free time to. Not sure, however, that its practices are recommendable for a high-level athlete or even ordinary mortals!